Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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