is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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