dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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