Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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