I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Those nachos came to me in a dream
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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