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say what?
wanna hang out?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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