He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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