It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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