If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think people are normalizing furries
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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