So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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