what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Bring me that man meat
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Randomize
