He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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