Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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