please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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