so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
false alarm, still single
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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