I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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