she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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