party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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