you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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