I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Boobs speak an international language.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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