i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
