This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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