I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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