Pregnant stripper...not hot.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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