So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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