It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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