I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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