you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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