Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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