how can u be prego again
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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