oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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