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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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