never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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