if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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