Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
