I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I hope mine doesn't look like that
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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