drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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