Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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