happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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