I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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