office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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