How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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