Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
