It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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