His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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