Your tits are I can't wait for
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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