Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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