So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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