Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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