I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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